Top 5 wrestling gimmicks that should have happened by now...

Wrestling has given us our share of different people with different occupations who moonlight as wrestlers...we had a rock star (Heavy metal Van Hammer); we had a garbage man; a NASCAR driver; an IRS agent; even a movie star champion: But we haven't had these five great ideas, at least as far as I know.

• A border patrol agent...This idea would have been alot better in the 1980s and 90s when wrestling was being invaded by the Soviets, Iraqis, Quebecs and other groups. This would have also worked against the Luchadors in WCW a while back. Once our agent would have hit La Parka with "the deportation," it would have been over
• A painter...I know this might be a wierd idea, but our painter could come to the ring with a portrait of his opponent and use it as a weapon everytime. You have to watch out for the dreaded "optical illusion"
  
• How about a wrestler that dresses up like the hometown sports team mascot. You could always have the mascot lose, an easy way to get a heel wrestler over anywhere. Imagine seeing Steamer of the Altoona Curve getting a little sweet chin music or tapping out in the figure four.
• Perhaps wrestling has waited too long for a Technology Support wrestler....he would look like a giant nerd, but when he hit "the reboot," its over BEOTCH.
• However, I think the best idea is that of an evil priest...not a child molesting priest, but an evil one. He could come to the ring with his full outfit, but only wrestle in the tights and his collar. This could also become a group easily buy adding in a friar, monk and nun. Imagine Kane or Dean Malenko in this role...it would be great. No one would get up from the EXCOMMUNICATION! At one time I thought this would never happen, but I also never thought Mr. McMahon would wrestle "god."

What did I leave out of the list?????????