Saturday Night's Main Snoozefest

So far, I am not very impressed with the upcoming Saturday Night's Main Event....here are the current matches thanks to WWE.com
1. Main Event--Spirit Squad vs DX in an elimination match---we have been watching this since before Wrestlemania...spice it up...put the titles on the line. Why have a tag title if it is never defended.
2. WWE Champion Edge vs. John Cena for the title---I like the idea of building up a feud, but there needs to be other people who can compete for the title...Ric Flair, Carlito, really anyone, just mix it up a bit
3. Sabu vs ??????....shouldn't there have been some kind of build up about a mystery opponent. This is like the days when the superstars always just fought some jobber.
4. Carlito and Trish vs Nitro and Melina....this has summerslam build up written all over it.
5. Rey Rey, Batista and Bobby Lashley vs Finlay, Mark Henry and Booker T....it is just hard to care about Smackdown!
6. The Hogans will be there to set up Randy Orton vs Hogan at Summerslam....who wants to bet that Hogan wont do the job...and some bikini bullriding...this stuff is getting old and annoying..I would rather just watch wrestling.

Either way, I dont hold high hopes for Saturday night...I hope I am suprised.